<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0" xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:googleplay="http://www.google.com/schemas/play-podcasts/1.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Batty on Tour: Reviews]]></title><description><![CDATA[Real-world reviews across airlines, hotels, restaurants, and selected airfields—seen through a slightly obsessive connoisseur lens for service, detail, and everything that separates “good” from “worth a diversion.”
Fully self-funded, mildly overanalysed, and always honest—because if the coffee is bad or the operation inefficient, Batty will notice (and possibly reroute next time).]]></description><link>https://www.battyontour.com/s/reviews</link><image><url>https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!p30N!,w_256,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F56637916-85d5-4678-a5f4-df75db6dfb97_1254x1254.png</url><title>Batty on Tour: Reviews</title><link>https://www.battyontour.com/s/reviews</link></image><generator>Substack</generator><lastBuildDate>Mon, 27 Apr 2026 23:46:53 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://www.battyontour.com/feed" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><copyright><![CDATA[Batty on Tour]]></copyright><language><![CDATA[en]]></language><webMaster><![CDATA[batty@battyontour.com]]></webMaster><itunes:owner><itunes:email><![CDATA[batty@battyontour.com]]></itunes:email><itunes:name><![CDATA[Batty on Tour]]></itunes:name></itunes:owner><itunes:author><![CDATA[Batty on Tour]]></itunes:author><googleplay:owner><![CDATA[batty@battyontour.com]]></googleplay:owner><googleplay:email><![CDATA[batty@battyontour.com]]></googleplay:email><googleplay:author><![CDATA[Batty on Tour]]></googleplay:author><itunes:block><![CDATA[Yes]]></itunes:block><item><title><![CDATA[The Great Airline Plot Twist: When Batty Switched Loyalty Somewhere Over Asia]]></title><description><![CDATA[How pajamas, espresso, and a suspiciously empty immigration line changed everything]]></description><link>https://www.battyontour.com/p/the-great-airline-plot-twist-when</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.battyontour.com/p/the-great-airline-plot-twist-when</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Batty on Tour]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 27 Apr 2026 19:25:25 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!hrf8!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fe49bdc8a-2f0d-4d36-bdfa-88c8eb89f391_1080x1920.jpeg" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Batty didn&#8217;t plan to cheat. Really.<br>But when Austrian Airlines started serving &#8220;premium pricing with vintage seating,&#8221; things got&#8230; complicated. The 777 seats? Let&#8217;s call them <em>retro chic</em>. The catering? Let&#8217;s call it <em>a memory</em>.</p><p>So Batty did what every loyal traveler eventually does:<br>he wandered off.</p><p>Enter EVA Air.</p><p>First surprise: Bangkok arrival ahead of the usual crowd. Immigration? Empty.<br>Batty walked through like he owned the airport (he doesn&#8217;t&#8230; yet).</p><p>Then the seat:<br>1-2-1 configuration. Wide. Private.<br>Enough space for Batty, his expectations, and a mild identity crisis.</p><p>Then the pajamas.<br>Not the &#8220;one-size-fits-nobody&#8221; situation.<br>We&#8217;re talking designer vibes. Batty briefly considered canceling Bangkok and just staying onboard.</p><p>And the food&#8230;<br>This is where it gets emotional.<br>Because suddenly, it tasted like something Batty remembered.<br>Like Austrian Airlines&#8230; <em>back when Austrian Airlines tasted like Austrian Airlines.</em></p><p>Service? Impeccable.<br>While others dim the lights and disappear into galley gossip mode, EVA turns into a quiet night-shift orchestra of attention. Always present. Never intrusive. Almost suspiciously good.</p><p>And yes&#8230; the espresso.<br>Batty hesitated. Batty reflected. Batty drank.<br>Conclusion: Taiwan wins this round &#9749;</p><p>So here we are.<br>Same price league. Completely different feeling.</p><p>Batty&#8217;s final thought:<br>Premium isn&#8217;t defined by the ticket.<br>It&#8217;s defined by what stays with you after landing.</p><p>Right now&#8230; that feeling speaks Mandarin. </p><div class="image-gallery-embed" data-attrs="{&quot;gallery&quot;:{&quot;images&quot;:[{&quot;type&quot;:&quot;image/jpeg&quot;,&quot;src&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/e49bdc8a-2f0d-4d36-bdfa-88c8eb89f391_1080x1920.jpeg&quot;},{&quot;type&quot;:&quot;image/jpeg&quot;,&quot;src&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/194adb7e-2285-4234-9b09-135d1b8de38b_1152x2048.jpeg&quot;},{&quot;type&quot;:&quot;image/jpeg&quot;,&quot;src&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/cfdce6c4-5b5e-4a97-8766-b2b1b45eee61_3024x4032.jpeg&quot;},{&quot;type&quot;:&quot;image/jpeg&quot;,&quot;src&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/09375f92-7c2f-4631-a6ef-9880df48ad28_5712x4284.jpeg&quot;},{&quot;type&quot;:&quot;image/jpeg&quot;,&quot;src&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/1530391e-dab3-4074-9adb-8b57a2cd96a3_3024x4032.jpeg&quot;},{&quot;type&quot;:&quot;image/jpeg&quot;,&quot;src&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/55cd6500-8d51-4e97-9225-4dd471d3af8f_3024x4032.jpeg&quot;},{&quot;type&quot;:&quot;image/jpeg&quot;,&quot;src&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/dc778d08-d4fd-4358-aa6d-94ef5caad731_4284x5712.jpeg&quot;}],&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;alt&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;staticGalleryImage&quot;:{&quot;type&quot;:&quot;image/png&quot;,&quot;src&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/b61746ec-59b5-47f3-b2b9-0f630a789b3f_1456x1946.png&quot;}},&quot;isEditorNode&quot;:true}"></div><p></p>]]></content:encoded></item></channel></rss>